Alone time - A Sasuke one-shot

Sasuke Uchiha had always hated the small periods of time when his best friend/sex toy Naruto Uzumaki went out for missions that Sasuke had not been invited to go on. It was the one time that he really hated being alone. Sakura often went with Naruto, so he did not have anybody to chat with during the few weeks that he was away.

Often, where there was nothing to do, Sasuke would just quietly sit in his room, staring up at the tiled roof, wondering if the hyperactive, incredibly sexy blond ninja would stride through the door and take the raven-haired boy in his slender arms. However, whenever he had the fantasy, it would not come true for at least another week or so.

However, lately, things had been a little different… Sasuke often got… urges… that he needed to take care of. However, it was hard to take care of them, since Naruto was not present. Often it was a two-man job. Sasuke would never resort to strait sex! To him, that was like a sin. He swore to Naruto that he would never have sex with another person. He belonged to the blond ninja and to him only. Whenever Sasuke got the urge to have sex, and it got really bad, he would often shut the curtains in his room, shut the door and resort to using toys, and touching him self. He had found that just touching was not enough to satisfy his needs, so he had to use anything he could find to get rid of the urges.

Today was one of those days…

Sasuke let out a groan. His head was pretty much glued to the table in his living room. His already rock-hard length throbbed painfully. He shut his eyes and tried his best to ignore it.

“Remember what Kakashi-Sensei said…” He told him self. The image of a very serious looking Kakashi, holding his little porn book in one hand, shot through his mind.

‘Remember, Sasuke-Kun,’ He said calmly, ‘When you get an erection, just think about mud!’ He remembered he had gotten his first erection in front of none other than Sakura, and Kakashi had taken the liberty of explaining to Sasuke what it meant.

“Just… Think about mud…” he groaned softly, “All, thick and… mud like…” He gulped thickly, “Oh god!” he sat up, “It’s just making me even more Horney! Who would have thought mud would turn me on?” Thinking about the warm, brown liquid only made him more aroused. He was honestly very glad Naruto was not there to see him. Let out a frustrated growl, Sasuke shot up from the ground and strode awkwardly over to the refrigerator. It was very uncomfortable for him to walk with an erection, but he struggled on. He placed his slender fingers around the handle and yanked it open. Naruto had taken most of the food on his mission, but had left a few vegetables behind. There was an orange, and apple and a long, tied up heap of celery. Letting out a sly giggle, Sasuke yanked up the orange and heap of celery sticks and placed them on the kitchen counter. He pulled a knife out of a drawer and walked over to the orange. It was time to get creative!

He dug a large hole out, roughly the side of his penis. He scooped the piece he cut out into the bin and picked up the orange and the celery. Happily, he walked over to the table and sat on it, placing the orange and celery next to him. He yanked his shorts off, revealing his rock hard length. It twitched; obviously, Sasuke was hornier than he had realized. Letting out a low sigh, Sasuke moved his slender fingers down to his cock and took hold of it. It was warm, and twitched occasionally. He knew it was wrong to be doing this, but he just could not help it. His cheeks flustered red with the incredibly heat his entire body felt. A low moan escaped his lips as he slowly moved his fingers up and down. Just a single touch sent Sasuke wild. The entire time, he pictured a naked Naruto, blushing and blond. Finally figuring he was ready for some real action, Sasuke picked up the orange and placed at the tip of his dick. The leaking juice from the orange flowed down his shaft with incredible speed. Nervously, he pushed the orange down to the base of his shaft, and let out a low moan. The juicy fluids leaking from the orange felt so damn good! It was so cold and so soft, somewhat like the insides of Uzumaki, only Uzumaki’s insides burnt Sasuke’s dick whenever he put it in. He let out a low moan.

Doing a cut out orange did not feel nearly as good as it did doing Naruto, but it was all he had. Slowly, he moved it up and down his shaft, squeezing even more juice from it, which just fell down his shaft and pooled out onto the table. Sasuke let out a groan. Though the orange felt good, he still was not satisfied. Letting out a frustrated groan, he leant back on the table. His slender fingers accidentally brushed against the bundle of celery sticks. A sly smirk worked its way across his features and he slowly picked it up. Perhaps, if he inserted this inside him, his pleasure would double… Sasuke lifted the bundle of celery to his mouth and licked and sucked it until it dripped with saliva. He spread his legs wide and carefully circled his entrance with a wet finger. This was unexplored territory. Never in his life had Sasuke put anything inside his body. Naruto was his Uke, and that was the way it would stay.

He gulped, and lined the bunch up at his entrance. His hands shook with the fear of how painful it would be. He shut his eyes and quickly thrust the bundle deep within him self. A shock wave of pain ran up his spine. It burnt, like hell. Sasuke’s jaw clenched as he arched his back upwards. He lowered his back and let out a pained moan. Now he knew why Naruto hated me the Uke.

After a while of breathing heavily and letting out moans and groans, the pain turned into a gentle tingle, but the pain was still there, and no doubt that when he moved the bunch of celery sticks, it would reappear. Gently, he pulled the celery out and pushed it back in. It felt weird, and awkward, but Sasuke enjoyed the sensation nonetheless.

He thrust in a few more times, feeling a tingle run up his spine. The more he thrust the better it felt. Sasuke opened his mouth with the pleasure and pressed his head against the table. Remembering about his juice covered member, he picked the orange up off it and threw it across the room. His fingers tangled around his neglected member and he roughly pumped it. He moaned at the insane pleasure.

Suddenly, something inside him was struck by the celery. A wave of tingling pleasure washed over him and he nearly screamed. The celery hit his prostate hard, and he was frozen to the spot as wave after wave of pleasure washed over him. Mouth open, drool slowly flowed out of it, and pooled onto the table. After a while, he thrust the celery back in and crashed it against his prostate.

“AH!” Sasuke half screamed and half moaned. With a final thrust which hit his prostate, his cum splashed out over his chest, “NARUTO!” He cried, arching his back. After his orgasm had finished, Sasuke sunk back into the table and let out a low sigh. He removed the celery from him and dropped it on the ground. Now he knew why Naruto, despite hating being the Uke, loved it so damn much.

…Maybe next time… Sasuke would be the Uke…