Butt Stuck [Kadaj x Yazoo]

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Missing you... [Deidara x Tobi][Deidara x Sasori]

WARNING!: This story contains MATURE CONTENT of BOY ON BOY nature!
DISCLAIMER!: I don't own any character in the anime/manga NARUTO.


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How long has it been?
How long since you touched my skin?
Kissed my lips?
Held me tight and told me things?
How long since you took my hands in your own?
Rubbed my sores when I was alone?
Kissed my bruises tenderly?
Held my hand, even though it licked you?
How long has it been…?
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It had been so long since that day… So long, that it felt like hundreds of years ago. The days dragged on and on without him by my side… It felt like I was completely alone, even though I was surrounded with comforting people. Tobi, my new friend, tried his very hardest to cheer me up, but nothing would work. A dark frown had been forever imprinted onto my face.

It had been almost 7 months since the death of my precious Danna, and the slow seven months that followed his death drove me almost to the point of insanity. My life had been swallowed by a dark void, and I couldn’t think for my self anymore. All I ever thought about was how much I hated the girl who killed him, how much I wished I could rip her heart out and eat it… How much I wished I could have my Danna back…

The lonely days and lonely months washed over me like a wave. Blow after blow I was slowly bashed down into a puddle. Zetsu-San always told me I was taking his death a little too harshly, but… I loved my Danna, more than I loved anybody else in the world… How could I just forget it and move on…?

“Sempai…?” The soft voice was Tobi’s. I let out a small groan and continued to stare up at the tiled roof of my bedroom. The Akatsuki bedrooms never changed, ever. They always stayed the same; boring and empty, “Sempai may I come in?” Tobi was so polite lately. It was as if he didn’t want to upset me anymore than I already was.

“Mm,” I replied quietly. Tobi stepped into the room. He seemed happy, for some weird reason. Quickly, he strode to my bed and plopped down next to me. I turned my head to stare at him, my lower lip twitched in annoyance as he looked at me. “What?” I growled at him.

“Tobi made this for you, Sempai!” He cooed happily, as he pulled a clay dove from his back pocket. It was crafted well, even for my standards, “It took me a long time to get it right but I hope you like it!” I took it from his hands and looked down at it.

“Thanks…” I murmured quietly, “That was very sweet of you…” I said sadly.

“I love you.” Tobi said slowly. My eyes cracked open wide at his words, and I slowly turned my head to look at him. Did he honestly just tell me he LOVED me?

“I love you, Danna!”

“W-What…?” I asked quietly, “Why…did you just say that to me?” My stomach had already dropped through the floor, and I felt like my heart was going to explode. Tobi shuffled his feet nervously and moved around on the bed before repeating what he had said.

“I-I… Said I love you…” He said again. My lip trembled for a moment, but I flung from where I was sitting and wrapped my arms around Tobi, tackling him off the bed. We tumbled off the bed, and Tobi let out an ‘Oomph! Sempai!’. I sobbed in Tobi’s warm shoulder, overcome with joy.

“I love you t-too, Tobi…” I sobbed, my muffled words were hard to understand, but Tobi knew what I meant, and slowly wrapped his arms around me in a comforting hug.

“I love you too, brat… Don’t you ever forget it.”

I took my head of Tobi’s shoulder and looked at his irritating mask. Slowly, I placed a hand on his mask and pried it from his face. I threw the mask to the side and looked down at his face. It was beautiful, like a painted picture, with absolutely no imperfections. Tobi’s dark black hair fell over his face, and framed it perfectly. His eyes were enchanting; one red and one black. His skin was a pale, and it was smooth.

“T-Tobi…” I murmured softly, placing a hand on the side of his face. A tear fell from the corner of my eye and landed on his cheek, “T-Tobi…” I repeated his name, liking it the more I said it, “Tobi!”

“Sempai, stop saying my name so much!” Tobi said sternly.

“Deidara… Keep… Saying my name!”

I leaned down, placing a rough kiss on his moist lips. It was like fireworks exploded, and my heart just about exploded from my chest. Tobi was wonderful, how could I have not seen it before? I moaned into his mouth, feeling a pressure build up. Tobi rubbed his hands on my back, before slowly pushing them under my shirt and up my chest. His touch was enchanting. My mind was already starting to fade away as I kissed him. Tobi brushed his tongue across my bottom lip, and I gladly opened my mouth for him. His tongue shot into my mouth, feeling everything in its path. It rubbed against the roof of my mouth, squeezing another moan from my body.

“D-Danna… Kissing you feels so strange… But… I like it…”

Tobi’s hand made its way to my throbbing erection. He rubbed it through the fabric, and I moaned louder. I broke this kiss abruptly, only a solid line of saliva joining us. It broke away and I struggled to keep my self off the ground. My arms were growing weak with the pleasure Tobi was granting me.

“Tobi hears you sometimes, Sempai…” He purred seductively, “At night, when you think everybody is asleep… You moan and moan so loud, saying his name repeatedly… ‘Sasori! Sasori!’” He mimicked me, and my eyes opened wide. How could he have possible heard?! The walls in the Akatsuki lair were so thick you couldn’t hear Hidan swearing and Kakuzu even if you were standing outside the damn door!

“T-Tobi…” I stammered nervously, “I miss him… Every day is so long without him and it hurts to think about him… Just understand that I get lonely…” I murmured quietly, looking away from the beautiful boy’s face. Tobi let out a small giggle.

“You have me, Sempai!” He said, sitting up. I was positioned comfortably in his lap, arms placed over his shoulders, and our faces pleasantly close. I could feel Tobi’s warm breath hit my face every few seconds. Feeling his breath on my face, it was pleasantly arousing.

“B-But… I didn’t know I had you until just a few minutes ago… Now that I do… I think I can live a happy life again…” God! What am I thinking?! It’ll end, like it ended before! I’ll be miserable, and I’ll probably end up killing myself! Tobi placed a passionate kiss on my lips and wrapped his arms around my waist.

“Don’t worry Sempai… I’ll always be here for you…”

“Don’t worry, Brat, I’ll always be here for you, through thick or thin… Nothing can tare us apart now.”

Tears built up and overflowed. Soon my face was covered in tears, and my lip trembled uncontrollably. With a low sob, I flung my self into Tobi’s chest again, and sobbed into his cloak, “You’ve been alone for so long, bottling up your emotions… It must be nice to let them out to your newly found love…” I merely nodded and continued to sob out my frustration and loneliness.

“T-Tobi…” I sobbed, “Please… f-fu—“

“You want me to have sex with you?” Tobi finished for me. I nodded into his chest, clutching his smooth clothing. Tobi grinned, “Sure! Lay down, Sempai!” I reluctantly let go of his clothes and spread out nervously on the floor, “Sempai, your like butter… You spread out on the floor so well!” Was that supposed to be a corny pick up line…?

“Uh…”

“Deidara, you’re so sexy when you spread out for me…”

Tobi reached for my pants and carefully took them off, exposing my rock hard member. Slowly, he leaned over to it, and flicked his tongue over it. I let out a low cry and bit my finger, “Sempai… You’re so cute…” Slowly, he took me in his mouth, and I bucked upwards. Tobi coughed and spluttered for a moment, before he reached down to pin my hips to the floor. He took my entire length in his mouth again and slowly began to bob up and down. It felt so incredibly good. The moist, burning warmth was amazing.

“Tobi! Stop! Please!” I wailed, clawing at the carpet, “STOP!” Tobi obeyed, and there was a sickening pop as his mouth let go of my dick. Panting heavily, my arms flopped out by my sides. I felt oddly weak. Tobi climbed over me and shoved two fingers in my face.

“Suck!” He demanded greedily. Unsure if I should obey, I slowly opened my mouth and took the fingers inside. I sucked on them until they were slick with layer upon layer of thick saliva. Tobi yanked his fingers out and pushed my hips up a little, so my entrance was out for the world to see. A blush painted my cheeks, and my fingernails dug into the carpet nervously. He pushed his finger inside me, and I let out a pained moan. It burnt at first, but after a while, it dulled down to a constant, tingling pleasure. Tobi slipped another finger in, and made a slow scissoring motion to stretch me out.

“Fuck…” I moaned, “Tobi, just do me already!”

“Tch, you’re so impatient, Sempai. Good things come to those who wait…” I growled darkly, feeling as if I was ready to explode. I craved the release I was denied. I guess waiting was my only option. When Tobi thought I was finally ready, he lowered his pants, revealing his length to me. I gulped at the size. It was bigger than Sasori’s had been… Would it fit inside me like he did?

Tobi positioned himself at my entrance and looked at me, as if asking for my permission. I gulped thickly and nodded. The handsome man thrust himself inside me, and my back arched in pain.

“Ah…!” I cried, tears welling up in my eyes, before overflowing, “Y-You’re way too big! Take it out, take it out!” Tobi’s length was uncomfortable and painful for what I was used to. I was stretched to a painful limit, but Tobi insisted on continuing, despite how much I was hurting. He thrust in and out happily. There was a sick sound every time he thrust inside me, like the sound of wet flesh or wet flesh.

“Sempai…” Tobi moaned, as he thrust in harder, “Why are you crying…?” His voice was scattered, a little slurred. He was having trouble talking.

“B-Because… it hurts, you JACKASS!” I screamed at me, clawing even harder at the carpet.

“There’s… another reason…” Tobi stated simply. It took a while for me to reply. I gulped and let out a moan.

“Danna f-fucked me like this once…”

“You miss your Danna…?” Tobi asked quietly. Tobi’s rock-hard member smashed against my prostate. I let out a scream and arched my back.

“MORE! HARDER! PLEASE!” I was on the verge of breaking. Tobi thrust at my prostate repeatedly, and I was screaming with the pleasure. Suddenly, my back arched and a warm, sticky liquid spilled out over my chest.

“AH!” I wailed, even more tears breaking free. My walls clenched around Tobi’s entire length in a long spasm, and he released his warm seed inside me. I felt the hot liquid gushing in, wave after wave of Tobi’s precious cum. Tobi withdrew from my body and placed a single, tired kiss on my lips.

“Sempai…” he whispered, “You’re mine now…”

Alone time - A Sasuke one-shot

Sasuke Uchiha had always hated the small periods of time when his best friend/sex toy Naruto Uzumaki went out for missions that Sasuke had not been invited to go on. It was the one time that he really hated being alone. Sakura often went with Naruto, so he did not have anybody to chat with during the few weeks that he was away.

Often, where there was nothing to do, Sasuke would just quietly sit in his room, staring up at the tiled roof, wondering if the hyperactive, incredibly sexy blond ninja would stride through the door and take the raven-haired boy in his slender arms. However, whenever he had the fantasy, it would not come true for at least another week or so.

However, lately, things had been a little different… Sasuke often got… urges… that he needed to take care of. However, it was hard to take care of them, since Naruto was not present. Often it was a two-man job. Sasuke would never resort to strait sex! To him, that was like a sin. He swore to Naruto that he would never have sex with another person. He belonged to the blond ninja and to him only. Whenever Sasuke got the urge to have sex, and it got really bad, he would often shut the curtains in his room, shut the door and resort to using toys, and touching him self. He had found that just touching was not enough to satisfy his needs, so he had to use anything he could find to get rid of the urges.

Today was one of those days…

Sasuke let out a groan. His head was pretty much glued to the table in his living room. His already rock-hard length throbbed painfully. He shut his eyes and tried his best to ignore it.

“Remember what Kakashi-Sensei said…” He told him self. The image of a very serious looking Kakashi, holding his little porn book in one hand, shot through his mind.

‘Remember, Sasuke-Kun,’ He said calmly, ‘When you get an erection, just think about mud!’ He remembered he had gotten his first erection in front of none other than Sakura, and Kakashi had taken the liberty of explaining to Sasuke what it meant.

“Just… Think about mud…” he groaned softly, “All, thick and… mud like…” He gulped thickly, “Oh god!” he sat up, “It’s just making me even more Horney! Who would have thought mud would turn me on?” Thinking about the warm, brown liquid only made him more aroused. He was honestly very glad Naruto was not there to see him. Let out a frustrated growl, Sasuke shot up from the ground and strode awkwardly over to the refrigerator. It was very uncomfortable for him to walk with an erection, but he struggled on. He placed his slender fingers around the handle and yanked it open. Naruto had taken most of the food on his mission, but had left a few vegetables behind. There was an orange, and apple and a long, tied up heap of celery. Letting out a sly giggle, Sasuke yanked up the orange and heap of celery sticks and placed them on the kitchen counter. He pulled a knife out of a drawer and walked over to the orange. It was time to get creative!

He dug a large hole out, roughly the side of his penis. He scooped the piece he cut out into the bin and picked up the orange and the celery. Happily, he walked over to the table and sat on it, placing the orange and celery next to him. He yanked his shorts off, revealing his rock hard length. It twitched; obviously, Sasuke was hornier than he had realized. Letting out a low sigh, Sasuke moved his slender fingers down to his cock and took hold of it. It was warm, and twitched occasionally. He knew it was wrong to be doing this, but he just could not help it. His cheeks flustered red with the incredibly heat his entire body felt. A low moan escaped his lips as he slowly moved his fingers up and down. Just a single touch sent Sasuke wild. The entire time, he pictured a naked Naruto, blushing and blond. Finally figuring he was ready for some real action, Sasuke picked up the orange and placed at the tip of his dick. The leaking juice from the orange flowed down his shaft with incredible speed. Nervously, he pushed the orange down to the base of his shaft, and let out a low moan. The juicy fluids leaking from the orange felt so damn good! It was so cold and so soft, somewhat like the insides of Uzumaki, only Uzumaki’s insides burnt Sasuke’s dick whenever he put it in. He let out a low moan.

Doing a cut out orange did not feel nearly as good as it did doing Naruto, but it was all he had. Slowly, he moved it up and down his shaft, squeezing even more juice from it, which just fell down his shaft and pooled out onto the table. Sasuke let out a groan. Though the orange felt good, he still was not satisfied. Letting out a frustrated groan, he leant back on the table. His slender fingers accidentally brushed against the bundle of celery sticks. A sly smirk worked its way across his features and he slowly picked it up. Perhaps, if he inserted this inside him, his pleasure would double… Sasuke lifted the bundle of celery to his mouth and licked and sucked it until it dripped with saliva. He spread his legs wide and carefully circled his entrance with a wet finger. This was unexplored territory. Never in his life had Sasuke put anything inside his body. Naruto was his Uke, and that was the way it would stay.

He gulped, and lined the bunch up at his entrance. His hands shook with the fear of how painful it would be. He shut his eyes and quickly thrust the bundle deep within him self. A shock wave of pain ran up his spine. It burnt, like hell. Sasuke’s jaw clenched as he arched his back upwards. He lowered his back and let out a pained moan. Now he knew why Naruto hated me the Uke.

After a while of breathing heavily and letting out moans and groans, the pain turned into a gentle tingle, but the pain was still there, and no doubt that when he moved the bunch of celery sticks, it would reappear. Gently, he pulled the celery out and pushed it back in. It felt weird, and awkward, but Sasuke enjoyed the sensation nonetheless.

He thrust in a few more times, feeling a tingle run up his spine. The more he thrust the better it felt. Sasuke opened his mouth with the pleasure and pressed his head against the table. Remembering about his juice covered member, he picked the orange up off it and threw it across the room. His fingers tangled around his neglected member and he roughly pumped it. He moaned at the insane pleasure.

Suddenly, something inside him was struck by the celery. A wave of tingling pleasure washed over him and he nearly screamed. The celery hit his prostate hard, and he was frozen to the spot as wave after wave of pleasure washed over him. Mouth open, drool slowly flowed out of it, and pooled onto the table. After a while, he thrust the celery back in and crashed it against his prostate.

“AH!” Sasuke half screamed and half moaned. With a final thrust which hit his prostate, his cum splashed out over his chest, “NARUTO!” He cried, arching his back. After his orgasm had finished, Sasuke sunk back into the table and let out a low sigh. He removed the celery from him and dropped it on the ground. Now he knew why Naruto, despite hating being the Uke, loved it so damn much.

…Maybe next time… Sasuke would be the Uke…

Sasori's special Gift - [Sasori x Deidara] [YaoiLemon]

Warning: This one-shot contains muture content (sexual themes, extreme hotness, and dildo licking blond guys). If you have a weak stomach to this kind of thing, I suggest you stop reading here and leave this Yaoi-Pop lemon alone (:.
Read at your own risk.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters used in this story. The creator of the Naruto Manga and Series Masahi Kishimoto does. I am not gaining any profit by writing this story, I promise (:.
Trash-talkers and Flamers will be put on a road and painfully run over by a truck of my choosing. Thanks for reading!

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Sasori stared over at the innocent blond. Deidara was his name, and he was as annoying as he was adorable. The blond had taken a large liking to the redhead named Sasori - A big liking, enough that he had started refering to him as 'Danna'.
Christmas was rarely celebrated in the Akatsuki lair, but for once in a very long time, Pein had loosened up and allowed a small party to take place within the lair's walls.
"Sasori-Danna!" Deidara called happily to his beloved Danna. Sasori turned his head to look at him again, he was sitting alone on the other side of the room. It appeared that Deidara had saved a seat, just for his Danna.
A small smile crossed Sasori's fetures as he began to take small steps towards the younger boy. After a while he was seating quietly beside him. Deidara pushed a glass of what Sasori could only assume was beer towards him. Sasori hesitantly took it in his hands and raised it to his mouth. Deidara hung on his every move, waiting to see what his Danna thought of the drink.
After taking a mouthful, Sasori placed the cup down and squinted. The beer was a little to sweet for his liking, but it was... nice?
"I bought it from Kakuzu-San," Deidara explained, "He said it was the best beer to buy for christmas~" The blond beamed up at his Danna.
Sasori smiled at Deidara's effort, "Yeah, it's nice... Thanks, Brat."
"Y'know, Sasori-Danna, I can't until tomorrow to give you you're present..." Deidara jumped off his seat, "Would you please come with me, un?" Deidara wrapped his slender fingers around Sasori's arm and was proceeding to drag him towards his room. Within no time they had arrived at Deidara's room. Deidara pushed his Danna inside and locked the door behind them. He jumped happily onto his bed and lifted up his pillow, revealing a small blue box. Sasori quietly made his way to the bed and sat by the younger boy. Deidara shoved the box into Sasori's chest, earning a small "Oomf!" from the older male. Sasori took it in his hands and stared down at it.
"Come on, Danna, open it!" He said. Obediantly Sasori pulled the silky red ribbon off the top and placed it gently inbetween the two. Next to come off was the lid. Sasori's fingers tucked under it and pried it off. He placed that too, in between them. Sasori stared down at the contents of the box. Inside was a long, thick pink Dildo and a bottle of lube. Sasori's cheeks flushed the dullest shade of pink. Did Deidara honestly think he needed these things?
"Uh-"
"Sasori-Danna, lets test it out!" WHAT?!
The blond picked up the dildo and raised it to his mouth. Seductively, he flicked his tongue over it a few times. He then started licking it up and down.
Sasori stared at blond boy, his eyes wide and his mouth open. Seeing Deidara play with the dildo was turning him on. He felt the slightest pressure that he felt slightly ashamed for.
The anxious pounding in his chest wouldn't go away. Was Deidara toying with him or something?
"Danna," Deidara half moaned into the dildo, "I want you~" The slight pressure Sasori felt, within seconds, turned into a big pressure.
Deidara threw the dildo to the side and gently pushed his Danna so he was laying on the bed. He climbed over him and smirked down at him.
"You're getting Horney?" Deidara purred seductively, "What a naughty man Danna is..." Deidara's fingers lifted to Sasori's face. They traced down his jaw-line and back to his mouth.
"God, Brat, stop this," Sasori half moaned. Deidara frowned.
"But I'm giving you your present, un." THIS was Sasori's present?!
"I thought Danna liked it kinky..." Deidara's hand snaked down to Sasori's trapped erection. He rubbed his over the buldge and smiled down at his Danna.
"You're making such a Lustful face, Sasori-Danna," He leaned down and planted a kiss on Sasori's lips, "It's so cute."
"Deidara," Sasori whispered. He was shaking to much to fight back, "K-Keep rubbing..." Deidara was pleasantly surprised by Sasori's change of heart.
Despite them being both male, Sasori was feeling better having Deidara touch him, than any other woman.
Deidara smiled and moved down to the large buldge in Sasori's pants. Sasori stayed quiet as Deidara removde the obstical the seperated Sasori's erection from Deidara. He dropped Sasori's pants by the side of the bed and looked at Sasori's already rock-hard member. Giving into the temptation, Deidara took Sasori in his mouth. He moved his head and down in a slow attempt to pleasure his Danna.
Sasori let out a muffled moan. He had never felt so good before. If it felt good inside Deidara's mouth, and it would feel even better actually inside him.
Deidara licked Sasori's member up and down. He knew his Danna was enjoying this, and it pleased him greatly.
"I-If you keep going I'm gonna explode..." Sasori moaned. Deidara knew exactly how he liked his blowjobs; warm, slowand a lot of teasing.
The blond took his mouth away from Sasori's erection. He licked his lips, tasing the salty taste of the older males precum.
"You can't, un." Deidara stated, removing his own clothing, "I'm not ready yet." Sasori sat up and watched Deidara open the bottle of lube and slowly pour it over his member. Deidara positioned himself over Sasori's erection. Sasori was at Deidara's entrance... He'd come to far, and couldn't back out now... His heart raced as Deidara slowly down onto Sasori's member. Deidara squeezed out a well earned moan from his Danna.
"D-Deidara-" Sasori gasped. Deidara smiled. Sasori's rock-hard length was completely inside the petite blond boy. Sasori bit a finger to help fight the moans that wanted to break free.
Deidara started to move up and down, slowly at first, but once the two got used to the intense pleasure, he went faster. Sasori was hitting Deidara's prostate with every thrust, earning loud moans from the blond.
"Sasori-Danna!" Deidara half screamed and half moaned.
"D-Deidara... I'm gonna..." Sasori murmured weakly.
"Go ahead, Danna," Obeying the blond, Sasori shot his load deep inside him. At the same time, Deidara came all over his Danna's stomach. The two rode out their orgasms for what seemed like ever, then finally, the blond collapsed onto Sasori, his head resting gently on his Danna's chest.
"I love you, Danna... Merry Christmas..."
"Merry Christmas, brat..."